2 posts tagged “me”
I have news from a very reliable source that my M secretly taped a video of me sleeping. Worse still, she circulated it on the internet. Haiz. When you have a M like I do, its no wonder I age and grow old before my time. For the record, I am blaming my cataract on her. She makes my eyeballs boil.
Because of her, I have now lost all vestiges of respectability and mind you, I have alot to begin with too. Now, I wouldn't have been so mad if the video was tastefully made and of superior quality. Afterall, notoriety is also a form of fame but the stupid woman had tape me with her mobile phone. That puny little thing that she couldn't even hold steady in hands. The sound quality was bad. I almost couldn't recognise my own excellent deep timbre of a voice. There was also that pesky matter of the MM's voice masking my symphony at one stage. Spoils the entire thing I tell you and don't even get me started on that background muzak of that silly dvd that they were watching. The picture quality was even worse. It was so fuzzy that I thought I was viewing some c-grade sex pron. Plus, did anyone noticed how the video just plain made me look like I was born without eyes?? Oh and what's with all that spasming twitching shaking of her hands? I highly suspect my M has Parkinson's disease. Geez.
Anyway, I think she must be feeling great remorse at her own misdeed because she bribed me with two spoonfuls of home-made mango ice cream this evening. Obviously, it won't ever be enough to compensate for that terrible terrible injustice she inflicted on me but its a good start. A few more spoonfuls of that delectable ice cream and perhaps a slice or two of the cakes she has been making recently (Note to my M: No chocolate ok. You know we canines can't take chocolate so don't bake stuff that I can't begged for...) might me forgive her just that teeny teeny bit.
So.....since that infamous video is already up on the internet, I might as well post it up here as well. That way, I have an official record to balance the scales a little when I pee where I am not supposed to.
I've completed the Stanchart 10km run. The weather was really kind that morning. Cool breezes and cloudy skies aplenty. I finished better than I thought. Even though it wasn't any better than previous years, I was rather pleased with myself.
I went for a short trip to Jakarta with my uni cohorts. Took some silly pictures of everyone and totally enjoyed myself despite the traffic jams and the dust. Brought my mom along and everyone ended up knowing all the stupid things I've done when I was a kid. Remind to self : Never ever bring your mom along with you on a trip with friends.
I have been so busy with a project recently that I don't have time for anyone or anything. Nothing work related of course. Anyway, the deadline for completion is 23th Dec and if everything goes well, I might set up an online business and do this on a more permanent basis.
