4 posts tagged “junior”
Dear aunties and uncles,
I have come to say goodbye because I have decided to go off to a better place today.
Somewhere where I can eat as much beef as I want, with no big dogs to bully me and plenty of small dogs for me to tease, where I have perfect eyesight and plenty of fluffy white towels for me to roll and rub upon
I will miss all of you very much and I will be sad that I can't share anymore gossip on the Chow family bimbo and bozo with everyone.
Cuddles and licks,
Junior
I'm a depressed dog these days. There, I said it. DEPRESSED!
That's why I haven't been writing in here even though this blog is now mine. I was going to let everyone know that they have wet doggy kisses waiting to be collected from me when they next visit my M but I was too depressed to even make that announcement. I was even planning to dish out some deep dark illicit gossip about my bimbotic sibling too but I was too depressed to write about it.You guys want to know why? Its because my M, in addition to taking up photography as a hobby, has now taken up baking as well.
I didn't complain when my M took up photography even though it meant that she was frequently rushing out of the house most Saturday mornings at some stupid ungodly hour and not returning home to give me hugs and kisses til late at night. Mostly it was because photography is something that I dunno what to make of it. It smelt metallic and was all dark and scary-like with one big single eye. It has 3 long thin legs that it could attach itself to and when it is resting, it sleeps in this black box that blows out some weird smelling air that dries my nose in an instant. When my M plays with it and try to include me in their games, I always look away because I don't want to get cursed by it or be given the evil eye or something worse.
Now, baking. That's something you all think that I will be happy that my M is picking up because my M gets to stay at home, its food, it smells good and I can eat it right? Well yesh its food and it smells superbly yummy and my M stays at home but its not meant for me!!!!! It is never meant for me. My MM gets to eat it, Auntie G (MM's sister) gets to eat it and even Siti gets to eat it but not me. How absolutely unfair is that? I was the one who sat patiently by the kitchen door and kept watch so all that yummy stuff don't get stolen by mice or ants or lizards or birds and I was never rewarded for my effort and hard work. My only consolation is that baobei doesn't get to eat as well but it is still cruel to tempt me with those smells and not give me a taste.
So anyway, I have decided that I need to show my displeasure to my M so I peed on her bookshelf yesterday.
So. Seems like there have been heaps of requests for Junior (my dog) to take over this blog space...
GARGHHH! Can't believe you people actually prefer my dog's writing to mine. *Sobs*
So anyway, yeah. Will be letting him host this space from now on...
Hello, hello. Junior here.
I'm taking over this blog for the moment because my mistress (M) is still recovering from all her social activities for the past month and is too lazy tired to update her blog
So. As my M does not talk about me very often, I thought I would do a little self-introduction instead.
Name: Junior Chen
Age: Not too sure. I think I am 9 but my M thinks I'm 10 or older because I have cataract in one eye.
Sex: Male
Breed: Japanese Chin
Favorite activities:
Demanding attention (aka petting, stroking, playing) when my M is home
sleeping or hounding the domestic help, Siti, when my M is not at home
begging for scraps in the kitchen and dinning table
going out for walks
humping other male dogs
Least favorite activities:
Taking baths because I hate water unless they are for me to drink
going to the vet because they are always poking and feeling me up
being carried by humans because I like to know and feel the solid earth beneath my feet
getting my nails trimmed because I will tremble in fear and that is not good for my macho image.
Sibling:
1 fat bimbotic female mini maltese called (of all names, hahahaha) baobei (M: baobei is mandarin for precious) who thinks she is a human. Anyway, we are only siblings by law because my M married baobei's master (MM) and my grandparents no longer have domestic help so I have to move over to my M's new home.
I would loved to have played with her because I am a friendly, good natured dog and it does get pretty lonely being the only dog but because she is lazy (I swear she sleeps 18hrs a day), fat (She has a bigger waist than me) and stuck-up (because she thinks she is a human) she tends to ignore me most days.
No fear, I take revenge by eating most of her dinner when I get the chance (even if it makes me vomit due to over-eating), occasionally bark loudly into her ear when she is sleeping then running away and also squeeze myself between her and whomever is petting her so that she will walk away in disgust at my presence and therefore not get any more petting from the human.
wow! I seem to have written a lot for my virgin post.
Anyway, here is a picture of hansome me when I occasionally decides to let my M take shots of me
Here is the picture of my fat, bimbotic sibling-in-law trying to act cute so that she can score some human food.
Ok. Better stop here. I quite enjoy this blogging thing so I'll try to persuade my M to give me more air-time on her blog from now on.
