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        <title>I am a Japanese Chin. Not a Pekingese.</title>
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            <title>Gone to a better place</title>
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            <author>nobody@vox.com(junior)</author>
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            <description>     Dear aunties and uncles,  I have come to say goodbye because  I have decided to go off to a better place today. Somewhere where I can eat as much beef as I want, with no big dogs to bully me and plenty of small dogs for me to tease, where I have p...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Stupid is as stupid does...</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:21:18 +0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     After giving my M a bloody scratch on her leg and chewing thru the niece&#39;s beaded bag, the bozo got himself into deeper poo by nipping the niece on the nose on Sunday night. Geez! Talk about pure stupidity....  Good thing only the skin was broken ...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Thou shall not maul the hand that feeds you</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 01:10:07 +0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     nor any other parts attached to said hand as a matter of fact. Young pups these days should have this rule firmly etched in their brains...(if not, I can always volunteer to hump it into them)....so anyways...the dingbat is in deep poo at the mome...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <description>     My M told me that Mas Selamat, the terrorist, had escaped from from the Whitley Rd Detention Centre in Singapore in Feb and has never been seen ever since. The Chow household has a terrorist too and I wonder why he hasn&#39;t escape yet and set me fre...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>The terror has a face</title>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 24 Feb 2008 23:42:48 +0800</pubDate>         
            
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    becase my M has finally taken a mug shot of Cookie.....         &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:58:13 +0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     Everyone have excuses on why they stop blogging over the festive seasons. Christmas comes and then barely a week later, its New Year and so more parties and social events to attend. We dogs obviously have no such excuses. Our owners do all the par...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Annoying the M #3461</title>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 04 Dec 2007 20:39:16 +0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     I have recently discovered a novel way to annoy the hell out of my M.  When she is on the john, reading her book while taking a dump, I shall calmly saunter in, rub myself all over her legs and demand her undivided attention.  WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....      &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <title>Bribery works</title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:53:53 +0800</pubDate>         
            
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    I have news from a very reliable source that my M secretly taped a video of me sleeping. Worse still, she circulated it on the internet. Haiz. When you have a M like I do, its no wonder I age and grow old before my time. For the record, I am blami...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 23:36:56 +0800</pubDate>         
            
            <description>     I used to suspect my M is evil because she tempt me with cakes but she won&#39;t let me eat them. Now, I KNOW for a fact that she is evil.  This morning as usual, I followed my M out of the room when she left to go to work but you know me, I have cata...    &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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            <pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:16:23 +0800</pubDate>         
            
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    I don&#39;t want to be a criminal so go sign it ok! I will gift you million licks.           &lt;p style=&quot;clear:both;&quot;&gt; 
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