After giving my M a bloody scratch on her leg and chewing thru the niece's beaded bag, the bozo got himself into deeper poo by nipping the niece on the nose on Sunday night. Geez! Talk about pure stupidity....
Good thing only the skin was broken and there were no blood...otherwise I am sure he will be skinned alived by the M. That is not too bad an idea actually...at least I will get a warm rug to lie on at night.
nor any other parts attached to said hand as a matter of fact. Young pups these days should have this rule firmly etched in their brains...(if not, I can always volunteer to hump it into them)....so anyways...the dingbat is in deep poo at the moment with my M because he left a deep bloody scratch and bruises on my M's thigh in his eagerness to play.
He has also chewed thru the MM's little niece's precious beaded bag and also ate up one of my M's trio of precious japanese paper-mâché eggs and destroyed the other egg. It is a good thing he didn't eat up the last egg as well or else he would have been in even deeper poo.
The MM's sister and family are in town at the moment and I am pretty glad that they are visiting because there are now more people around to distract the dingbat instead of just me and the useless sibling. I suppose I am getting a little too old to be keeping the house safe from young canine pups these days so I am leaving that job to the two young visiting human male pups. From the looks of it, they are doing a pretty good job too because the dingbat is constantly distracted when they are around and have no energy left to disturb me. Not that it meant that this set of old bones could get any rest though because I am now constantly petted and hugged by the human pups.
I guess pups everywhere are all the same, canine or otherwise....
