Terror....ist update
My M told me that Mas Selamat, the terrorist, had escaped from from the Whitley Rd Detention Centre in Singapore in Feb and has never been seen ever since. The Chow household has a terrorist too and I wonder why he hasn't escape yet and set me free from my misery. Really...I will pretend to look away if he ever slips out of the gate. I will even unlock the gate for him...if I knew how to do that. Sigh.
Anyway, the dingbat Cookie has been with us for close to 4 months now and I still think he has appalling manners. My M and MM hired a doggy instructor to came by once every weekend to torture home school him but that master of deceit puts on a goody 2 shoes face when the instructor was around and then revert back to a demon when he is not here. Seriously, how else would one explain his pretend dis-interest in me when they tried to use me as bait during the class and then the constant jumping and slobbering of saliva all over me after the class is over? Appalling I tell you!
There is this one strange thing that I noticed from the torture home school sessions though. Whenever my M, MM or doggy instructor holds this little black box in their hands, the dingbat becomes an angel. They can command him to sit, come and heel without having to resort to agitated shouts of "No, NOOO, NOOOOO!!!" like before. They can even make him jump in surprise without being anywhere near him at all. Cooool!
Hmm....I think I should attempt to steal that black box away from my M and MM. After my unsuccessful attempts at humping Cookie into submission, perhaps now I can command him to fetch me treats and snacks from the kitchen. Now how wonderful that would be huh!
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