Blog break - my excuse

Everyone have excuses on why they stop blogging over the festive seasons. Christmas comes and then barely a week later, its New Year and so more parties and social events to attend. We dogs obviously have no such excuses. Our owners do all the party planning and all we have to do is to just sit around the house, look pretty and try not to pee on the guests or hump their legs to death.

This year I do have a legitimate excuse for my long break from blogging. The Chow family welcome a new terror headache member into their folds and me and the bimbotic sibling suddenly had another new sibling in law, Bozo Cookie. The current terror of the house is a husky and collie mix. Black and white with blue eyes and seriously big. I mean this guy is like more than twice our sizes! The MM says he is a hansome lad. I think my MM must be gay if he seriously think so.

Anyhow, since I am *cough* used to be the only male in the house, I had to teach the newcomer his place in the family hierarchy. I decide to start by humping Cookie to death *oops* half death during the first week of his arrival. My M was, understandably, very mortified at my actions as I got so carried away with my plans to dominate the new lad that I even did it in front of the family guests.  On hindsight, it was probably was an oversight on my part to publicly humiliate him because everyone proceed to label me as gay. -.- Seriously, people...the correct term to use is teaching the pup his place in the packing order! Geesh..the kind of work I have to do in this household. Tsk! The plan to show Cookie his proper place didn't eventually work because he realised that he is much bigger in size compared to me. Urrgh!

So, while I was hard at working teaching Cookie his proper place, the bimbotic sibling was hiding in the bedrooms upstairs and refusing to come down to the living room. Grrrr! That coward!!